This T-shirt will help you:
Better understand the color Teal.
Stick out in the pile of normal colored t-shirts, I.E: easier to find.
Love you for who you are, even with chocolate stains on its collar
It will not:
Tolerate you calling it green. It’s teal goddammit! It’s a fashion statement!
Play Fortnite with you. It’s more into Mario Kart on Nintedo 64.
Question why you swiped right on the previous Tinder profile at 3.30 in the morning.
This T-shirt will help you:
Better understand the color Teal.
Stick out in the pile of normal colored t-shirts, I.E: easier to find.
Love you for who you are, even with chocolate stains on its collar
It will not:
Tolerate you calling it green. It’s teal goddammit! It’s a fashion statement!
Play Fortnite with you. It’s more into Mario Kart on Nintedo 64.
Question why you swiped right on the previous Tinder profile at 3.30 in the morning.
